"I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls."



bettetattler:

can we talk about how bette paints her nails and dot doesn’t

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❝ But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion

(via diplosomia)



lady-leone:

she was so beautiful



fallontonight:

It’s time for a morning dance party! 



Jimmy Darling in Monsters Among Us



skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him



fallontonight:

5 Seconds of Summer Sings Your Funniest #FallSongs Tweets!


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